1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 Previously, on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,399 --> 00:00:05,400 Guys, we haven't been down this way. 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:13,160 And you enter where there's a placid pond, a human male wearing yellow silk robe stands 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:18,359 in the pagoda, and an iron tea kettle rises up from beneath the embers. 5 00:00:18,359 --> 00:00:22,559 The kettle resembles a scowling face with thick features. 6 00:00:22,559 --> 00:00:28,359 He bows to the kettle and appears to show great reverence to the vessel, then lowers 7 00:00:28,359 --> 00:00:29,900 his head in meditation. 8 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:36,760 The steam begins to rise, walls of stone enclose the pagoda, and Thaddeus looks at the tea 9 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:42,900 leaves and he says, this is Drake's wort, and it is potentially lethal. 10 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:48,700 Then I am going to use my spear to try to like, get it out. 11 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:52,820 Donnie pees on that kettle that has the face of the Dao on it. 12 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:56,300 Now there's more pee vapor and there's still poison in the air. 13 00:00:56,300 --> 00:01:04,820 I am going to take my bedroll, douse it with water, throw it on top of the pee cover kettle. 14 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:08,300 Our problem-solving skills are amazing. 15 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:13,219 You heave down with this huge axe and it cracks open. 16 00:01:13,219 --> 00:01:19,380 The walls immediately drop with a huge, and up from the ground rises a huge stone 17 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,380 Dao. 18 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:24,659 I think that I saw that there was a spot, you know, a weakening. 19 00:01:24,659 --> 00:01:29,619 We take a running start at this and we'll say it sees you coming and begins to swing 20 00:01:29,619 --> 00:01:35,140 its maul, but you slide underneath and just jab in with your sword and then it looks 21 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:40,039 down at you with a deep, hurt scowl and then explodes. 22 00:01:40,039 --> 00:01:44,579 You begin walking down the pathway and you enter back into the sundial room. 23 00:01:44,579 --> 00:01:48,900 Holy fuck, we're going to be in here forever. 24 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:52,579 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, we're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast 25 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:55,819 and I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More, and with me today is the person who almost 26 00:01:55,819 --> 00:01:57,259 died last week, Amy More. 27 00:01:57,259 --> 00:01:59,219 Yes, I'm the wife of the Dungeon Master. 28 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,219 I'm Amy More. 29 00:02:00,219 --> 00:02:01,219 I almost died. 30 00:02:01,219 --> 00:02:02,219 Good Lord. 31 00:02:02,219 --> 00:02:03,219 I'm not that hard on you. 32 00:02:03,219 --> 00:02:04,219 I didn't say you were. 33 00:02:04,219 --> 00:02:06,539 Guilty conscience coming out right there, Russ. 34 00:02:06,539 --> 00:02:08,500 She was just stating a fact, Russ. 35 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:09,500 Geez. 36 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,500 Wow, yeah. 37 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,300 Are you feeling a little bad about last week's endeavors? 38 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:17,139 Also with me today, other bruses that are just talking, Carla Johnson. 39 00:02:17,139 --> 00:02:21,219 Hey, I play Nulara Moonbrook. 40 00:02:21,259 --> 00:02:22,659 I play Thea Anastasia. 41 00:02:22,659 --> 00:02:23,659 Didn't get that. 42 00:02:23,659 --> 00:02:25,379 And Tom Laird. 43 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:29,060 I can't get over the dignities that Amy is suffering right now. 44 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:31,900 I tell you what, I play a Flynn Firebeard. 45 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:33,780 Wow. 46 00:02:35,259 --> 00:02:36,659 Did you hear me? 47 00:02:36,659 --> 00:02:37,659 He he he. 48 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:40,819 Oh, God, it's not going to go well. 49 00:02:40,819 --> 00:02:41,939 This is this is awful. 50 00:02:41,939 --> 00:02:42,780 I'm so funny. 51 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:45,379 Just to recap, still in the death maze. 52 00:02:45,659 --> 00:02:46,699 Stuck in a death. 53 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,020 This is the forever. 54 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:50,379 We're changing the name of the podcast to be called Stuck in a Maze. 55 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:53,780 So it will go on as long as these people survive. 56 00:02:54,659 --> 00:02:55,979 Which won't be much longer. 57 00:02:55,979 --> 00:02:59,259 The inevitable rise of the death means 58 00:03:00,219 --> 00:03:01,659 the maybe rise of TMS. 59 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:02,860 We don't know. We missed it. 60 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:03,659 We were stuck in. 61 00:03:03,659 --> 00:03:04,860 We're in the death maze. 62 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:08,819 You thought TMS was the big bad, but that was just the smoking gun. 63 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:10,939 This is the real big bad. 64 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:12,300 Makes a lot of sense. 65 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,180 What do you mean the red herring? 66 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:16,740 No smoking guns fair. 67 00:03:16,740 --> 00:03:17,860 Both are the same. 68 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:18,860 Yeah. 69 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:20,139 Are they both the same metaphor? 70 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:22,660 I've been using smoking gun incorrectly, I do believe. 71 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:26,140 Well, I don't think they're exactly the same metaphor, but I think it works. 72 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:28,900 You see, you know what? 73 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:30,700 Why are you defending him? 74 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:31,460 Yeah. You know what? 75 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:33,940 I take it back, Russ. You're wrong. 76 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:35,780 You're wrong. And Amy's right. 77 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,340 If you want to support, if you want to support me, 78 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:40,860 visit Patreon dot com slash dumb dragon cast. 79 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:43,700 Make a pledge. Who knows? 80 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:46,180 If you want to support them, visit Patreon dot com. 81 00:03:46,819 --> 00:03:51,780 But like, be really specific with where your dollars are going, 82 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:54,099 because I don't think Russ is totally earning them. 83 00:03:54,099 --> 00:03:57,180 When you sign up, you can put a little note to say who you're supporting, 84 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:59,860 and then that will make sure that that money gets allocated to me. 85 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:04,420 So. Wow, Russ is sassy tonight. 86 00:04:05,219 --> 00:04:06,819 Super sassy. I like it. 87 00:04:06,819 --> 00:04:09,540 It's pretty funny until we all die. 88 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:12,700 It all goes into the giant world of Dumbgeons and Dragons. 89 00:04:12,939 --> 00:04:15,340 Parker, guys, let's play D&D. 90 00:04:15,340 --> 00:04:15,980 Let's do it. 91 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:19,220 We got to solve some more problems in in death town. 92 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:20,900 Fucking bizarro ways. 93 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:23,540 Guys, I have I have like 94 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:29,460 we need to get four precious stones and or other sort of gem like materials. 95 00:04:29,460 --> 00:04:30,980 In this episode. 96 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,259 Yes. Yeah, we've been taking too long. 97 00:04:32,259 --> 00:04:33,980 I have a goal. 98 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:35,500 I have a goal in mind. 99 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,540 OK, all right. 100 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:42,259 So previously you were being just one of you was being just brutally mauled 101 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:46,139 by a day out, which is by a mall stone elemental by his mall. 102 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,659 Yeah. And then you made it back to the sundial room 103 00:04:48,659 --> 00:04:52,899 where the sundial positions didn't appear to have changed. 104 00:04:53,699 --> 00:04:55,339 Which is fine. 105 00:04:55,339 --> 00:04:57,139 Doesn't even matter. 106 00:04:57,139 --> 00:04:59,659 And then flame because it was like, we're fucking going to die in here. 107 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,500 Yeah, maybe odds are. 108 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,539 Let's go that way. 109 00:05:03,539 --> 00:05:07,939 And I point to what we out of game know is G. 110 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:11,659 Yeah, we haven't been down that way yet. 111 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:12,500 Let's yeah. 112 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,580 Let's just keep somebody has a better idea. 113 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,460 Let's just we'll just go that way. 114 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:18,340 You know, there are no better ideas. 115 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:22,460 Wait, before we do that, Donnie needs to take a potion. 116 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:25,060 Yeah, it's going to need to heal up. 117 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:27,420 Oh, I don't know. 118 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:28,180 I think I'm good. 119 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:30,140 I didn't really get hit by that big stone guy. 120 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:32,379 Yeah, I'm fine. I opened the door. 121 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,140 OK, you guys, I get it. 122 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:39,740 However, we could it was targeting the weakest. 123 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,260 Oh, my gosh. 124 00:05:41,259 --> 00:05:43,459 I'm feeling really attacked right now. 125 00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:47,019 I don't know if you know this, but I lost my best friend up 126 00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:49,740 in yonder sky portal. 127 00:05:49,779 --> 00:05:51,259 Don't worry. 128 00:05:51,259 --> 00:05:53,300 We're just going to get out of this place, right? 129 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,980 I kick her in the shin a little bit. 130 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,300 Oh, she bites you. 131 00:05:57,300 --> 00:06:00,420 Ah, I punch her in the face. 132 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:03,420 You take one point of damage. 133 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:04,899 I punch you in the face. 134 00:06:04,899 --> 00:06:06,019 You take four damage. 135 00:06:06,019 --> 00:06:07,899 No, I take one because the punch only gives one. 136 00:06:07,899 --> 00:06:10,939 Do any of you guys have the stats for rare rare healing potion? 137 00:06:10,939 --> 00:06:12,219 They're just scrapping on. 138 00:06:12,219 --> 00:06:13,860 I'm just talking it. 139 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:14,699 Yeah, hang on. 140 00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:16,180 I'll have it here somewhere. 141 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:21,180 Eight D four plus eight hit points is which one rare or for the rare. 142 00:06:21,459 --> 00:06:23,420 What about uncommon? 143 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:25,660 Uncommon is forty four plus four. 144 00:06:26,259 --> 00:06:29,540 OK, that's probably more in line with what he needs. 145 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,259 Motherfucker. Oh, God. 146 00:06:35,259 --> 00:06:36,779 Leave it off. 147 00:06:36,779 --> 00:06:39,220 They start smacking her nose with a rolled up scroll. 148 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,860 No, shit. 149 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,700 He's got some nice background stuff going on here. 150 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,140 It's good. I'll just drop it down real low as Carla's doing math. 151 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:52,380 Perfect. Donnie's feeling better. 152 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:54,660 Let's go that fucking way. 153 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:55,500 All right. 154 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:59,700 You start heading down in in the in the direction that you said, 155 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:03,740 which is we know out of game is G and you travel forward. 156 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:05,500 This one seems like a very short time. 157 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,420 It's only like 12 seconds. 158 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:13,020 And you come out into a new area. 159 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:14,939 Thank God. 160 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,900 Although in like where there are. 161 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:19,140 Sorry, go ahead. No, it's fine. 162 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,540 They've all been new areas, though, except for that one area 163 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:22,780 we keep seeing over and over again. 164 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:23,700 Yeah, it's true. 165 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:27,060 I know. I thought I was trying to create a little element of wonder. 166 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:31,139 I was I was excited because it was all wondrous sundial room again. 167 00:07:31,139 --> 00:07:33,500 Then I was just going to storm in another direction. 168 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:34,860 So it's fine. 169 00:07:34,860 --> 00:07:36,939 New area. What's there? Tell us, Russ. 170 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:39,300 20 sundials. 171 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:46,100 Six suits of ornate plate mail stand in this area as if on guard. 172 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,779 They appear to be battered and bashed pieces of armor 173 00:07:49,779 --> 00:07:53,060 and weapons are scattered across the carpeted floor before them. 174 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:58,339 Moss and lichen covers the armors, though it remains free from rust. 175 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:03,860 Another pathway magically opens at the far side of this area. 176 00:08:04,259 --> 00:08:08,740 What kind of ornate ness do I see on the 177 00:08:14,699 --> 00:08:17,300 on the suits of armor? 178 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,980 Are they covered in gems? 179 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:21,259 Is it like in like carving? 180 00:08:21,259 --> 00:08:26,180 It's it's it's more like just very well, like royalty or nice. 181 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:28,819 Just like elaborate metal smith work. 182 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:30,740 Yeah, elaborately done. 183 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:33,180 Not not they're not ruby five. 184 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,539 No, no, it doesn't appear to be that way. 185 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:38,620 Guys, I think it's going to be totally easy to get from this end 186 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:41,060 to the other end. No, it's really Riley. 187 00:08:41,060 --> 00:08:42,379 Yeah, it's all good. 188 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:44,299 What weapons are they holding? 189 00:08:44,299 --> 00:08:46,139 There are weapons scattered in front of them, 190 00:08:46,139 --> 00:08:47,620 but there aren't holding any weapons. 191 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:50,899 OK, definitely doesn't look like they've defeated a whole bunch of people. 192 00:08:50,899 --> 00:08:53,220 So no problem. I say we just walk on by. 193 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,259 This is a mall, right? 194 00:08:55,259 --> 00:08:57,379 Now, mall is a hammer. 195 00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:59,019 Oh, this is a splitting mall. 196 00:08:59,019 --> 00:09:01,220 That is an X. It's a splitting mall. 197 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:02,299 Well, it has a mall on the. 198 00:09:02,299 --> 00:09:04,500 So the hammer and would be the mall, but I'm just. 199 00:09:06,019 --> 00:09:07,379 I'd like to have a good visual, 200 00:09:07,379 --> 00:09:10,059 especially if something that's like beating me to a bloody pulp. 201 00:09:10,059 --> 00:09:12,100 Yeah, no, a mall is just like a war hammer. 202 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:14,220 Yeah, it's a big old hammer. 203 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,620 Shall we walk on? 204 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,779 Yeah, I think we should like, 205 00:09:18,779 --> 00:09:21,259 yeah, just confidently stroll through this room. 206 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:23,740 Agreed. Everyone get their strut on. 207 00:09:24,299 --> 00:09:26,460 They get your strut. Oh, Russ, 208 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:30,420 if you could put that Bee Gees song in the in the background here, 209 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:31,259 that'd be great. 210 00:09:31,259 --> 00:09:33,660 But the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man. 211 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:35,460 No time to talk. 212 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:37,379 So what order are you going in? 213 00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:39,500 I'm first. I'm second. 214 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:41,500 I'm last. 215 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,700 Flint, as you get about 10 feet into this room, 216 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,980 Nularaaaa, as you get about five feet into this room, 217 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:49,420 the first two suits of armor to your left and right spring to action 218 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:52,700 and strike out before us. Oh. 219 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,700 So not what I said. 220 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,860 I like Tom's version better. Me too. 221 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:01,820 Both strike out at you. 222 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:02,900 Both strike out. 223 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,340 They miss. It's a swing and a miss. 224 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:05,500 Oh, that's too bad for them. 225 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,660 The one that hits. Badda badda badda badda badda. 226 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:10,780 The one that strikes out at you, Flint, is a 17 and 11. 227 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:11,540 I don't think. 228 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:13,860 Nope. Nularaaaa. 229 00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:16,780 However, that's an 11 and a nine. 230 00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:20,780 So those both don't hit either. 231 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:23,980 I feel like they just turned to them and went, no, no. 232 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:27,700 Because of these two suits of armor 233 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:31,180 raise their hands and just stumble past you, 234 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:34,899 but are now engaged in combat. Roll for initiative. I will. 235 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,460 I will. 236 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:39,620 An eight. I think that's what I got last time. 237 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:41,779 Oh, 21. 238 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:46,460 I got a 26. 239 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,659 So two armors. 240 00:10:48,659 --> 00:10:52,019 The other four stand at attention and turn towards you. 241 00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:54,659 Nularaaaa, you're up. Great. 242 00:10:54,659 --> 00:10:56,699 You got like a initiative. 243 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,939 Tom, you're Russia. 244 00:10:58,939 --> 00:11:01,620 OK, it's time to collude. 245 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,340 I got a 22. 246 00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:12,179 You're going for the one that struck it struck out at you. 247 00:11:12,179 --> 00:11:14,059 Yeah, I am. You betcha. 248 00:11:14,059 --> 00:11:15,939 We'll call him number two. 249 00:11:15,939 --> 00:11:18,299 Yeah, yeah, we will. 250 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,740 Who does number two work for? 251 00:11:20,779 --> 00:11:22,820 Is that what you screened me? 252 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,899 I got a 19 damage. 19. 253 00:11:28,899 --> 00:11:30,980 Oh, yeah. 254 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:34,980 You crunch in the armor and it leaves a huge dent. 255 00:11:36,019 --> 00:11:39,419 But it's it's rights itself as it as you strike it. 256 00:11:39,539 --> 00:11:41,460 Well, I'm going to hit him again. 257 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,940 Maybe. Yep. 22 again. 258 00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:45,940 Yep. 19. 259 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:48,820 Is that all just exactly what just happened? Yes. 260 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:50,100 But I'll take it again. 261 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,620 19 damage again. 262 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:54,420 Your first strike leaves a huge dent in his armor. 263 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:58,140 The second strike, the armor explodes and falls to the ground. 264 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:02,260 Yay. Donny's up. 265 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:04,700 See, at the back of the line is just like, whoa. 266 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:09,940 Want to know an amazing fact about Donny that I forgot last time we played? 267 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,620 Sure. He has two attacks now. 268 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:13,940 Yay. 269 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,260 Whoops. It's fine. 270 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:22,179 OK, he is going to see if his weapon recharges. 271 00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:24,059 He rolled a four. Is this episode called whoops? 272 00:12:24,059 --> 00:12:25,460 It's fine. Yeah. 273 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:28,100 So he doesn't recharge. 274 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,139 He doesn't have a breath weapon. 275 00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:31,220 It's fine. 276 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:34,019 He is going to bite. 277 00:12:34,819 --> 00:12:37,340 That is a 20. 278 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,419 Now, is he going for the one that attacked Flint 279 00:12:40,419 --> 00:12:43,259 or is he going deeper into the room to attack one of the other ones? 280 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,779 Probably the one that attacked Flint, because it'll be the next closest one, right? 281 00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:50,899 OK, that is a 16. 282 00:12:50,899 --> 00:12:52,740 No, 14 damage. 283 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:55,539 He did some real damage now. OK. 284 00:12:55,539 --> 00:12:59,259 And then since he's got his bite on, crunching down on the armor, 285 00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:01,620 he'll bite again. 286 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:04,019 That is also a 20. 287 00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:04,899 What's going on? 288 00:13:04,899 --> 00:13:07,539 I mean, I like the roll, so I'm happy they keep repeating. 289 00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:08,659 But it's weird. 290 00:13:08,659 --> 00:13:10,899 Oh, well, that's only six damage. 291 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:14,339 OK, when I bite something, when I'm a creature, 292 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:17,460 it like makes them grappled. 293 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:20,019 Does it not do the same thing for Donnie? 294 00:13:20,019 --> 00:13:21,500 Well, I don't think so. 295 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,540 No, it's a specific type of animal. 296 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:26,139 I thought it's because you're doing like gators. 297 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,820 You were doing like wolf to my wolf bite. 298 00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:32,220 I guess dogs and gators just don't let go. 299 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,660 Flint, you're up. 300 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:35,940 That is their most well-known trait. 301 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,860 My tattoo says dogs and gators don't let go. 302 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,860 That's what it says. 303 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:44,180 New podcast about Carla's secret tattoo. 304 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:51,019 All right. Yeah, I swing at the one that Donnie's been chomping on. 305 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,180 Well, he's distracted by Donnie chomping on him. 306 00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:56,019 And lay into him with my axe. 307 00:13:56,460 --> 00:14:00,019 And that is a 19 for the first attack that strikes it. 308 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:04,539 And that is five and seven, so 12 damage. 309 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:07,980 So Donnie comes in and just like chomping down on this armor. 310 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,700 And then you swing through and explode armor. 311 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:13,300 And it clangs off the wall. 312 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:17,259 Excellent. Now, you said there was several more suits of armor. 313 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,460 There are four more in the room. 314 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,940 So it's like, you know, two were right beside you. 315 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,259 Two more and then two more. 316 00:14:24,259 --> 00:14:26,259 So they have turned and are facing you. 317 00:14:26,259 --> 00:14:27,100 They didn't start moving. 318 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,820 So six in total. Four now are undamaged. 319 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:30,740 Yeah. OK. 320 00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:33,780 Did any gems fly out of those exploding suits of armor? 321 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:38,500 You saw no such gems flying out of those exploding suits of armor. 322 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,180 I thought it was worth a shot. 323 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:42,260 Yeah, that was thinking about it. 324 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:45,020 I how far away are these other suits of armor? 325 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:47,380 That is a good question. 326 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,140 How big is this room? 327 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:52,180 The the room itself, 60 feet long. OK. 328 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,460 The next set, we're going to say that you were 10 feet. 329 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,940 So the next set isn't. 330 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,060 Oh, I did that wrong. 331 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:00,420 So that's fine. 332 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,380 Well, let's say they're 20 feet away from you 333 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:04,460 and then another 20 feet to the back. 334 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:08,500 OK, I'm going to I'm going to stroll on over to the set of armor 335 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,379 to the left of me. 336 00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:10,860 Just like this. 337 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:14,740 And, yep, just like doing my strut, continuing on with my strut walk. 338 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:16,580 It's been successful for us so far. 339 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,019 So I think it's a good strategy. 340 00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:19,820 I think confidence makes the rolls better. I think so, too. 341 00:15:20,899 --> 00:15:23,460 Does this suit of armor look like it's going to attack me 342 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,620 as I get closer to it? 343 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,659 Yeah, it's like it's readying itself. 344 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,940 OK, I in that case, because I was going to give it a high five 345 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,419 if it was going to be cool. 346 00:15:31,419 --> 00:15:33,419 But since it doesn't look like it's going to be cool. 347 00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:35,580 If you're going to try it, you can always see. 348 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,659 Don't. Roll for high five. 349 00:15:37,659 --> 00:15:40,419 Yeah, but you're going to be that DM that makes me roll for things 350 00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:41,980 and then it like rips my arm off. 351 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,339 Roll for high five. 352 00:15:43,339 --> 00:15:44,579 Come on, just roll for high five. 353 00:15:44,579 --> 00:15:45,019 Don't do it. 354 00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:47,259 It's always a bad sign when his voice goes higher pitched. 355 00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:49,179 It totally is what I already rolled. 356 00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:50,779 It's a 17. 357 00:15:50,779 --> 00:15:54,899 So you strolling up and you reach for a high five 358 00:15:55,779 --> 00:16:00,179 and it stops for a second and puts its hand to your hand. 359 00:16:02,939 --> 00:16:05,539 And then lifts its other hand like it's going to come down on you. 360 00:16:05,539 --> 00:16:07,220 But you got another attack there. 361 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,660 OK, yeah, I use your attacks. 362 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,139 Don't use that as an attack. 363 00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:11,580 All right. Well, I wasn't going to. 364 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,899 I was just just wanted to high five the suit armor. 365 00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:15,580 Yes, it seemed cool. 366 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,940 OK, I'm going to 367 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:23,220 pull my hand back and swing my axe up at the same time 368 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,460 and hit it with a 24. 369 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:28,700 Oh, yeah, sure. 370 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:29,180 Oh, yeah. 371 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:30,980 Like the worst high five ever. 372 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:33,460 Right. Your coworker comes up like up top. 373 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,940 You go, yeah, message to the groin. 374 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:40,060 So that's 13 damage on that one. 375 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,300 Terrifying. 376 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,180 And last attack. 377 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:44,580 Oh, I rolled it off the table. 378 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,500 It's got a dented cod piece now. 379 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,060 Oh, dear God. 380 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:50,420 That's a 22 to hit. Yeah. 381 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:54,100 And 12 more damage. 382 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,540 Jeez, Louise. 383 00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,220 Cheepers, creepers. 384 00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:00,500 Exploding. Holy moly. 385 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,180 Gee, willikers. 386 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:05,180 And it had you don't know how, but it has a sad armor face. 387 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:08,779 Like it was like ready to almost be your friend because of this high five. 388 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:12,460 But you it explodes and falls to the ground. 389 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:15,060 Well, if it hadn't maybe gone to hit him after. 390 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,539 I mean, if it hadn't made an aggressive move. 391 00:17:17,539 --> 00:17:19,740 Exactly. It's true. It's a scorpion. 392 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:20,779 He's like, I'm sorry. 393 00:17:20,779 --> 00:17:22,620 It was in my nature. And then it crumbled. 394 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,100 So those armors are dead. 395 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,019 And frogs don't look back. 396 00:17:27,019 --> 00:17:30,700 No, that's what my other tattoo says that Thaddeus's turn. 397 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:35,740 You have very strange animal sayings. 398 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,700 No, those are common sayings, right? 399 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,259 They're pretty common. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, absolutely. 400 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:43,259 I've definitely seen a motivational poster with those on them before. 401 00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:46,340 So be like the frog. 402 00:17:46,819 --> 00:17:48,180 Don't look back. 403 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:49,900 Yeah. Carla's hang in there. 404 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,860 Kitty tattoo is a little underwhelming, though, in comparison. 405 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,779 Yeah, it's true. 406 00:17:54,779 --> 00:17:56,700 Also, super inappropriate. 407 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,059 Thaddeus is. Oh, totes and approves. Yeah. 408 00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:02,779 Thaddeus. 409 00:18:04,059 --> 00:18:06,460 Oh, no. I'm going to play Thaddeus myself. 410 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,660 Fuck y'all. 411 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,340 Fuck y'all. 412 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:11,980 Fuck y'all. 413 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:14,299 Oh, angry old man Russ is here. 414 00:18:15,019 --> 00:18:17,380 So, Tom, are you going to play Thaddeus? 415 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,940 I'm looking at his spells. 416 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,860 Hold on. Jeez. 417 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:23,779 You just had like a real far off look on your face. 418 00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:25,019 We were all like. 419 00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:28,460 Every time I say Thaddeus, it's just like this dead look in Tom's eyes. 420 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:31,660 I had to. I had to give up Flamy Kins. 421 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,059 I couldn't do it. 422 00:18:33,059 --> 00:18:34,180 Yeah. OK. 423 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,340 He's going to pull out his late crossbow 424 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,980 because I don't really see any spells and he's running low on spells. 425 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:44,860 So he's going to let this crossbow fly at the at the one on the right 426 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:49,059 in the middle of the room or towards the back of the room. 427 00:18:49,059 --> 00:18:51,460 Let's go middle of the room. 428 00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:54,420 OK. And his attack is plus six. 429 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:58,340 So that's a 17 to hit to hit. 430 00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:01,500 Glances off the armor and doesn't appear to do any damage. 431 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,980 Well, Balder dash. 432 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,259 Mm hmm. 433 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,900 Then it's armor. 434 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:12,299 That guy's dead armor, the one that just got shot at by Thaddeus, 435 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:15,140 and he springs into action. 436 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,259 But you guys are all very far away. 437 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,460 No, he can get to Flint. 438 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,700 He's going to run again. 439 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,140 It's going to run towards Flint swinging his arms in the air 440 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:28,100 like he just don't care for an 11 and a 21 like Bart and Lisa 441 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,140 in that episode of The Simpsons where they're just like, yeah, 442 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,620 I'm going to swing my arms like this. 443 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:35,780 And if you get in the way, it's not my fault. Exactly. 444 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:39,940 Oh, yeah. The 21 will hit with arm attack, I guess. 445 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,980 Yeah, it's a slam attack. 446 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,220 Windmill slam a jammer. 447 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:46,900 So that's a jammer. 448 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,900 Five bludgeoning damage, 449 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:52,180 which I will subtract three from to take two bludgeoning damage. 450 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,780 All right. 451 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:57,580 Because somebody told me to remember to use my armor perk. 452 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:58,779 I give you guys shit. 453 00:19:58,779 --> 00:20:00,339 You might as well fucking use it. 454 00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:01,980 Exactly. Exactly. 455 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,699 All right. Well, which I, to be honest, I thought I had been. 456 00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:08,699 Yeah. It's like every other time. 457 00:20:08,939 --> 00:20:11,059 OK. All right. Hey, that's better than it was before. 458 00:20:11,059 --> 00:20:12,740 Like once in an episode, you'll use it. 459 00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:15,259 And then like, why didn't you use it again on that next attack? 460 00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:19,859 Theory just into her pouch and and throws up some diamond dust 461 00:20:19,859 --> 00:20:23,980 and like walks through it like Phoebe Pouffe style with sashayed 462 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,939 right through that. I did. 463 00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:28,820 And I give myself a big hug 464 00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,980 and I say, no, it'll hurt you anymore. 465 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,220 And I cast stone skin on myself. 466 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:40,259 So for one hour, my skin is as hard as stone 467 00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:43,779 and I have resistance to non-magical bludgeoning, piercing 468 00:20:43,779 --> 00:20:45,779 and slashing, slashing damage. 469 00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:48,220 Slashing damage. 470 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,980 All right. For one hour. 471 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,539 For one hour concentration. 472 00:20:51,539 --> 00:20:53,620 So if you do another concentration spell. 473 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,500 It's abjuration, you doink. 474 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,339 It's concentration. 475 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,900 Abjuration is the school. 476 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,819 Concentration is what you fucking. 477 00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:04,259 School of magic concentration school. Fuck. 478 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:07,460 You doink. 479 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,819 Who the fuck knows how to play D&D here? 480 00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:15,700 I'm sorry that I reacted so extremely. 481 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,579 I'm sorry. That was wrong of me. 482 00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:24,740 Yeah. That's the rum talking. 483 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,620 I apologize. 484 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:29,019 I mean, is it though? Is it the rum? 485 00:21:29,819 --> 00:21:31,420 No, it's just truth coming out. 486 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,259 It's truth serum is what it is. 487 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,099 I mean, Russ is a pretty big doink. 488 00:21:35,099 --> 00:21:38,099 Just casting zone of truth on myself. 489 00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,339 All right. So you're stone skinned. 490 00:21:40,339 --> 00:21:41,140 Yeah, I am. 491 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:43,099 Do you walk into the room or are you just standing by the door? 492 00:21:43,099 --> 00:21:44,500 What are you doing? I walk into the room. 493 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,059 Right. You're sashaying. 494 00:21:46,059 --> 00:21:47,779 Yeah, she's got it. 495 00:21:47,779 --> 00:21:50,900 I go up to the like. 496 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,900 I'm not. Yeah, if I'm at the beginning, 497 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,380 I haven't quite reached the middle one. 498 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:58,700 The closest action, which is what Flint's engaged in right now, 499 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,700 is 40 feet away from. Yeah, I'll go 30 feet. 500 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:03,180 I'll stay 10, 10 feet away from the action. 501 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:05,780 All right. All right. 502 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:09,620 The two at the back of the room see you sashay into the room. 503 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:11,700 One of them comes towards you. 504 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:14,300 The other strikes out at Flint. 505 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,100 So the first one is the one that's just watching me sashay 506 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:21,420 goes to strike Flint for eight and a 13. 507 00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:22,740 Neither of those are going to work. 508 00:22:22,779 --> 00:22:24,500 How about Thea? Can we hit Thea? 509 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,259 No, these are bad rolls. 510 00:22:27,259 --> 00:22:29,339 The one plus Thea would be too far away, I think. 511 00:22:30,339 --> 00:22:31,779 She she's 10 feet. 512 00:22:31,779 --> 00:22:33,740 So 10, 20. 513 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:36,339 Oh, yeah, I guess if they have 30 feet, they'd be in range. 514 00:22:36,339 --> 00:22:39,059 Yeah. Yeah, that's a 13, 13 max up. 515 00:22:39,059 --> 00:22:41,500 Fuck. They just they come over and they're like, what's up? 516 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:44,700 High five. Did they reach for the high five? 517 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:46,660 One one. 518 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:48,660 He he's intent. 519 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,819 He's swinging to hit you. 520 00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:51,859 But it kind of looks like a high five because he missed. 521 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,580 OK. All right. OK. 522 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,660 Yeah. Flaming Kins. 523 00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:59,460 Oh, I'm just by the room opening. 524 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,820 I'm going to shoot my light crossbow at the one 525 00:23:03,820 --> 00:23:05,860 that's attacking my friend, Thea. 526 00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:10,300 Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah, bud. 527 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,580 Now, break it down for the course 18. 528 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,220 I'm on Twitter. 529 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:18,180 Anyone else's DM, a donk? 530 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:20,340 I'm so glad you've learned how to use social media. 531 00:23:20,339 --> 00:23:22,339 I can social media. 532 00:23:22,339 --> 00:23:26,099 I'm just I'm just going to go on to Twitter and and like that right now. 533 00:23:26,099 --> 00:23:27,500 Stuff. Hang on. 534 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:28,899 Just going to go like that. 535 00:23:28,899 --> 00:23:30,779 It's going to go look at stuff. 536 00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:34,220 You know, it's 537 00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:36,899 three piercing damage to that one that's attacking for you. 538 00:23:37,939 --> 00:23:41,099 Should I go on Twitter and make my first tweet since 2015? 539 00:23:41,339 --> 00:23:42,939 Carly, I think you might have to. 540 00:23:42,939 --> 00:23:44,899 You were going to have so many fucking notifications 541 00:23:44,899 --> 00:23:47,899 because I tag you the most because I know you're not going to respond. 542 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,340 Yeah, we're back to new Laura. 543 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:51,540 Top of the round. 544 00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:54,259 So you are so you are 545 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:59,780 20 feet from the one that the ones that Flint is engaged 546 00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:03,740 in combat with and also about 20 feet from the one that Thea 547 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:05,500 is engaged in conflict. 548 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,060 Is there two on Flint? 549 00:24:07,060 --> 00:24:09,220 Two on Flint, one on Thea. 550 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:10,540 A flop flop flop. 551 00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:11,620 A flop flop flop. 552 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:14,660 Does stone skin give her like does she look like stone now? 553 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:16,140 Can I tell? 554 00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:16,780 Oh, yeah. 555 00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:19,780 How does everybody else respond to stone that she's never cast? 556 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:22,980 It's new. I like it. 557 00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:24,380 I just want to know if I can. 558 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:28,300 I shoot her a thumbs up because if I can't see it, I'll come to protect her 559 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:32,540 because I don't know she's got stone skin now as she struts by you. 560 00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:34,700 You kind of give her the look. 561 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:39,500 And she's like she looks like stone and some pebble and sand. 562 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,820 Okay. Yeah. 563 00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:42,180 Maybe it's Maybelline. 564 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,420 I brushed my shoulder for those of you who obviously can't see us 565 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:48,060 because it's an audio media brush my shoulders. 566 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,539 We're on YouTube now. 567 00:24:49,539 --> 00:24:51,820 No, it's still that's still just an audio medium. 568 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,019 We'll figure it out. 569 00:24:54,019 --> 00:24:56,940 Well, we probably will. 570 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:58,460 We haven't figured out D&D yet. 571 00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:00,940 It's been fucking four years. 572 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:04,620 Maybe maybe what we'll do is we'll figure out how to do digital shorts. 573 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:07,539 I really hope that we never figure out D&D. 574 00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:09,500 I like the way we do it. 575 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,940 I like the way we do it, too. 576 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:13,500 I like it when I go, it's not concentration. 577 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:16,420 You doink and he's like this fucking concentration. 578 00:25:16,579 --> 00:25:17,619 I like that. 579 00:25:17,619 --> 00:25:19,619 You wouldn't have that if we all knew what was going on. 580 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,019 That's true. Exactly. 581 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,059 How boring would it be if we just played effectively? 582 00:25:23,059 --> 00:25:27,579 I'm looking at I'm looking at the levels from last episode and this episode. 583 00:25:28,099 --> 00:25:30,339 They're much louder in this episode. 584 00:25:30,339 --> 00:25:32,859 Oh, the rum is kicked in. 585 00:25:32,859 --> 00:25:34,500 That is the rum. 586 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,140 OK, I'm going to go where there is two 587 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:41,019 and attack one of those guys. 588 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:44,099 Yeah, that's a twenty seven. 589 00:25:45,139 --> 00:25:46,500 Are you attacking? 590 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,500 Neither of them have been hit. 591 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,299 OK, that's fine. 592 00:25:48,299 --> 00:25:49,619 Yeah, twenty seven hit. 593 00:25:49,619 --> 00:25:52,139 OK, ten, sixteen damage. 594 00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,299 I'm going to attack him again. 595 00:25:54,299 --> 00:25:56,220 I'm going to miss because I rolled an eleven. 596 00:25:56,460 --> 00:26:02,539 Donnie Donnie is going to try to recharge a yield breath weapon. 597 00:26:02,539 --> 00:26:03,819 It does not work. 598 00:26:03,819 --> 00:26:04,980 He will. 599 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:09,099 He will come with me and try and bite the guy that I hit. 600 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,500 That is a 19. 601 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,380 Yeah. 602 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:15,380 So that is six damage. 603 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:21,380 And then with the second attack, he got a 25. 604 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:26,900 Which seems impressive, but he only got five damage. 605 00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:30,780 Hey, well, he's he's still like wound up real hard. 606 00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:34,900 You strike and miss and then Donnie comes in for chomp chomp. 607 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:38,860 And on the second chomp, the armor falls down to the ground. 608 00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:41,940 And there are two armors left. 609 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:44,700 Sweet. Yeah. 610 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,380 And it's Flint's turn. 611 00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:48,860 Yeah, since I see this one armor drop to the ground, 612 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:51,620 I'm going to turn my attention to the other one. 613 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:54,860 Mm hmm. Good strategy. 614 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:55,700 Right. I see. 615 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:59,420 I feel like I'm really on the ball today with picking targets to fight. 616 00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:01,700 So, yeah, so that's a 21. 617 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:02,980 That'll hit. 618 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:05,100 Guys, I got to say this game is so much more fun 619 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:08,460 when you have like good attack bonuses just to attack. 620 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:12,460 As opposed to like a plus two when you start out and like, oh, God. 621 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,700 Anyway, I digress. That's 13 damage. 622 00:27:16,819 --> 00:27:19,500 Yeah. Yeah, that'll take that. 623 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,140 Oh, I rolled way back here. Hang on. 624 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:24,579 Yeah, that was a good one. 24. 625 00:27:24,579 --> 00:27:27,259 And that's 10 more damage. Mm hmm. Good. 626 00:27:28,299 --> 00:27:30,299 And last but not least. 627 00:27:30,299 --> 00:27:32,019 Oh, that's only a 10. 628 00:27:32,019 --> 00:27:34,380 I'll just put that dice back. 629 00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:37,180 Not using this one anymore. 630 00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:41,500 So your final strike goes wide, but you dent too huge, too huge. 631 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,620 Big swing and miss on the third one, though. Yeah. 632 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,259 Thaddeus is up. 633 00:27:45,259 --> 00:27:47,900 He is going to shoot that crossbow again. 634 00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:50,580 That is a 17 for Thaddeus. 635 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:51,779 That'll miss. 636 00:27:51,779 --> 00:27:55,460 Yeah. So the one you just took two huge chunks out of swings down 637 00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:58,060 with his gauntleted arms. 638 00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:01,700 18 and a 13. 639 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,700 18 should hit me. Hang on here. 640 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,539 Let me double check. Yes. 18 will hit. 641 00:28:05,779 --> 00:28:08,099 Wait. Yeah. 642 00:28:08,099 --> 00:28:09,940 Three damage, three, three. 643 00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:12,579 Which I subtract three from and take zero damage. 644 00:28:13,019 --> 00:28:15,740 So it's just a kunk. 645 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:18,379 And I just kind of fLex and it bounces right off me. 646 00:28:18,379 --> 00:28:18,899 One of these. 647 00:28:18,899 --> 00:28:21,579 Does it feel real like its confidence is shaken? 648 00:28:21,579 --> 00:28:24,019 I mean, if it had confidence, it would be shaken, right? 649 00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:28,220 If this fucking inanimate object that came to life 650 00:28:28,539 --> 00:28:31,299 had confidence, it would be shaken. 651 00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:32,500 Yeah, Theo, you're up. 652 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:35,619 All right. I'm going to Eldritch Blassey's, bitches. 653 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:06,059 Have access to tons of cool stuff like monthly bonus episodes, 654 00:29:06,059 --> 00:29:08,700 character sheets, naming of NPCs and so much more. 655 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:11,180 Plus, with our patrons support, we've been able to get our bookings 656 00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:13,140 in for PodCon 2 in Seattle in January. 657 00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:14,940 If you're going to be there, let us know so we can try 658 00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:15,980 and arrange some meetups. 659 00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:17,900 Lots of time to figure that out, though. 660 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:19,619 But we do hope to see you there. 661 00:29:19,619 --> 00:29:22,980 Check out all the details at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 662 00:29:23,259 --> 00:29:25,740 Thanks to Sirenscape for some of the amazing atmosphere 663 00:29:25,859 --> 00:29:27,180 used in today's episode. 664 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:29,140 Make sure you check them out at Sirenscape.com 665 00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:31,180 to bring your games to life. 666 00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,980 One other quick thing I wanted to mention, 667 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,019 because I haven't recommended many podcasts lately, 668 00:29:35,019 --> 00:29:37,740 but I've just caught up on a new one to me, 669 00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:39,820 The End of Time and Other Bothers. 670 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,980 It's an improvised fantasy role playing game 671 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:43,740 set in the world of Alba Salix, 672 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:46,340 where they assure you no animals are harmed. 673 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:49,860 It's put on by a group of friends, much like ourselves, 674 00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:52,740 who come together every month to co-create a story 675 00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:55,460 in the Alba universe using the Dungeon World 676 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,740 role playing system and Improv to tell their story. 677 00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:01,180 Sean and Eli, the creators of Alba Salix, 678 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:03,980 have spent a long time building the world, 679 00:30:03,980 --> 00:30:06,620 and it certainly shows in the amazing story and world 680 00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:09,180 that they have going on in their show right now. 681 00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:10,980 So much planning went into it, 682 00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,420 but even they don't know how the story is going to unfold. 683 00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,779 It's a tale of flightless fairies, half demons 684 00:30:15,779 --> 00:30:18,259 and cafeteria line workers, dystopian empires, 685 00:30:18,259 --> 00:30:20,859 magical waterfalls and mysterious books. 686 00:30:21,259 --> 00:30:24,180 Oh, and The End of Time, that's in there somewhere, too. 687 00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:27,140 I love the show so much and can't wait for their next episode, 688 00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:29,220 which actually I think just released. 689 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:31,860 So I'm going to have to go make sure I listen to that. 690 00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:33,259 I'll link them in the description, 691 00:30:33,259 --> 00:30:35,340 as well as everything else mentioned today. 692 00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:38,780 The next episode will be out Wednesday, September 12th. 693 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:41,700 Let's get back to this episode and see if the kings 694 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,900 and queens of SAS can get out of the armor room 695 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:46,380 and maybe out of the maze. 696 00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:47,460 Who am I kidding? 697 00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:49,060 I won't get your hopes up there. 698 00:30:49,060 --> 00:30:50,380 Have a great week. We'll talk soon. 699 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:56,100 Maybe. 700 00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:59,660 Oh, yeah, I am 22. 701 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:02,460 Damn. Yep, that will work. 702 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:03,340 Yeah. Uh huh. 703 00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:06,020 And it's going to be 3D10. 704 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:07,220 You're attacking the one that you are. 705 00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:09,260 No, no. Which one? How many are there? 706 00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:11,100 There's two left. There's two. 707 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:12,580 One is directly attacking. 708 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:15,900 I'm going to do two blasts at the one that's attacking me 709 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,940 and one blast at the other one. OK. 710 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,140 I don't want your dice. 711 00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:23,380 Yeah, Russ, you're doing it right. 712 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,900 Episode title 52. 713 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:34,180 You're doing you're doing 10, 16, 21. 714 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,580 So which is going to which? 715 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,580 Because you just shot two different things, right? 716 00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:40,580 All right. OK. 717 00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:42,860 You're doing so 60. 718 00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:49,180 16 to the one in front of me. 719 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,060 Five to the other one. 720 00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:54,220 The one in front of you. 721 00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:57,140 What color is your Eldris Blast like black or blue? 722 00:31:57,140 --> 00:32:00,380 Or does it have an energy streak? 723 00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:01,940 I'm thinking like yellowy. 724 00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:04,180 No, because that's more lightning. 725 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:06,539 No, it's not like P. It's pink. 726 00:32:06,539 --> 00:32:07,980 OK. Oh, all right. 727 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:09,180 I like it. 728 00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:12,100 It fills the armor with this crackling energy, 729 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:13,259 but still remains standing. 730 00:32:13,259 --> 00:32:16,299 However, your other one that shoots over the one in front of Flint 731 00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:18,900 does the same filling of the armor 732 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:22,620 and then explodes it outwards and flying from it. 733 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:26,180 You see a bloodstone 734 00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:31,100 that bounces off the wall and towards the exit onto the ground. 735 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:35,860 Flamikins Kins is up and she feels invigorated 736 00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:38,340 and shoots her light crossbow down 737 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:42,980 and at the thing with advantage, because I want to end this. 738 00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:44,380 20. 739 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:51,700 It must be nice being the DMC deep into its chest plate 740 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:54,620 and the residual energy 741 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:58,380 and this new bolt that's entered explodes the armor 742 00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:00,380 and it falls to the ground. 743 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:03,020 And you are in a room of even more mayhem 744 00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:06,660 and chaos of armor and weapons on the ground and a bloodstone 745 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:08,100 right by the door. 746 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:12,220 Shall we leave and I continue your session toward the exit? 747 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:15,380 Yeah, we've been nothing but straight strutting. 748 00:33:15,380 --> 00:33:17,579 Right. Fucking baller this episode. 749 00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:21,100 We came in with confidence and I think that was our problem 750 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:24,460 in our last one. Remember last one, we just sat there like, 751 00:33:24,819 --> 00:33:27,660 is he going to talk or should we talk? 752 00:33:27,819 --> 00:33:29,660 Oh, no, there's no talking. 753 00:33:29,660 --> 00:33:31,779 Do you know why? There's only murder. 754 00:33:31,779 --> 00:33:35,779 It makes perfect sense because we are socially awkward as fuck. 755 00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:40,299 So in this room where it is just animated suits of armor, 756 00:33:40,299 --> 00:33:43,740 we're killing it when we thought we had to interact with a human being 757 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:47,859 in a social situation that we did not understand in a pagoda. 758 00:33:48,059 --> 00:33:50,220 We all just fucking froze. 759 00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:53,339 Yeah, it's so it's so on brand. 760 00:33:53,339 --> 00:33:55,740 I like it is so perfectly on brand. 761 00:33:56,099 --> 00:33:57,220 I love it. 762 00:33:57,220 --> 00:34:00,379 Yeah, Flint, the end, Nulara take Manhattan is going to be 763 00:34:00,379 --> 00:34:05,779 just an awkward of down the street with people touching us, 764 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:07,899 trying to get a hot dog from a stand. 765 00:34:07,899 --> 00:34:09,699 Small talk is happening. 766 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,299 Oh, small talk. 767 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:14,099 The most feared enemy. 768 00:34:14,099 --> 00:34:17,460 All right. So you pick up the bloodstone and you leave the room. Yeah. Yeah. 769 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,819 OK. It's a DTFO age. 770 00:34:21,379 --> 00:34:28,259 You head out of this room and enter back into the winding maze 771 00:34:28,539 --> 00:34:33,219 where there are hedges and there's you look to one side and you see the tower 772 00:34:33,219 --> 00:34:35,539 and you look to the other side and the towers there as well. 773 00:34:35,539 --> 00:34:38,179 And then it's gone and you enter back into the sundial room 774 00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:42,339 where the shadows are pointed at a D and F. 775 00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:45,779 Does anyone else not fucking care about the update 776 00:34:45,779 --> 00:34:47,379 of where the shadows are pointed? 777 00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:49,500 Well, I don't understand what they mean. 778 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:52,899 So I'm choosing just to like pretend it doesn't exist. 779 00:34:52,899 --> 00:34:54,579 Yeah, I stopped caring. 780 00:34:54,579 --> 00:34:57,179 I'm like, hmm. OK, so we have. 781 00:34:57,179 --> 00:35:01,019 I can't wait for us to like finally get through all these fucking things. 782 00:35:01,019 --> 00:35:03,739 And Russell be like, oh, you just had to do this 783 00:35:03,899 --> 00:35:05,619 and you would have been through it in no time. 784 00:35:05,619 --> 00:35:07,940 And I'll be like, I quitting the podcast. 785 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:10,500 It's over. Why don't you guys go fucking alphabetical? 786 00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:13,659 Like, why don't you go alphabetical, you guys? 787 00:35:13,659 --> 00:35:15,380 Come on. Systematic. 788 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:17,619 We went to A first and it didn't work. 789 00:35:17,619 --> 00:35:19,380 So that's how far we've tried. 790 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:23,300 It's true. A. 791 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:26,099 And then we're like, no, fuck it, we're going to go to C. 792 00:35:26,099 --> 00:35:31,099 No, fuck it. We're going to go to H. 793 00:35:31,539 --> 00:35:32,500 Let's go to E. 794 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:36,740 I point and I say, I got a good feeling about this one, you guys. 795 00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:40,180 I'm all like, I'm all, you know, like stony and shit. 796 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,460 Yeah, let's keep that confidence going. 797 00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:43,980 I like it. Mm hmm. 798 00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:48,300 I strut in, but I let others go first because I'll strut ahead of you. 799 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:50,980 Yeah. Yeah. Did you say push my luck? 800 00:35:51,260 --> 00:35:53,420 I said E. 801 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,980 Though we haven't been down D yet, but I mean. 802 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:04,100 OK, so you go down E and it's another quick trip 803 00:36:04,819 --> 00:36:07,500 and it takes no more than about 20 seconds. 804 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,259 And you end up back in the sundial room 805 00:36:11,659 --> 00:36:18,539 where the shadows are pointed to B, D, F and H. 806 00:36:20,299 --> 00:36:24,259 And as you begin to examine, go for it. 807 00:36:26,539 --> 00:36:29,460 Nothing. I keep trying to spell words 808 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:32,659 and all I can come up with is me insulting things. 809 00:36:34,179 --> 00:36:37,059 Big, dumb fuckheads. 810 00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:41,539 That's a restless spelling for us. 811 00:36:43,259 --> 00:36:45,539 Well, that story checks out. 812 00:36:45,539 --> 00:36:48,460 I mean, we've been in this maze for like six fucking episodes. 813 00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:50,380 It's been a long time. 814 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,940 We live here now. 815 00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:53,980 God. OK, sorry, Russ. 816 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:58,779 OK, as you begin to examine the room again and the shadows, 817 00:36:59,579 --> 00:37:04,059 the shadows start slowly rotating around the face of the sundial. 818 00:37:04,179 --> 00:37:06,819 Spinning faster and faster, 819 00:37:06,819 --> 00:37:10,539 becoming shorter and shorter until they shrink into the gnomon. 820 00:37:10,779 --> 00:37:13,860 And the sundial shows no shadow at all. 821 00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:18,619 Guys, I want to fucking destroy the sundial. 822 00:37:19,099 --> 00:37:21,219 Can we put all the gems on the sundial? 823 00:37:23,299 --> 00:37:25,940 I suggest we do one of those before we do the other. 824 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,539 There is a there's a strict order of operations going on here. 825 00:37:31,539 --> 00:37:33,940 Roll for initiative to find out who strikes first. 826 00:37:34,699 --> 00:37:36,019 Oh, boy. 827 00:37:37,819 --> 00:37:40,179 Sorry, did you have an idea? 828 00:37:40,179 --> 00:37:44,059 Maybe we should we could put all the gems on the sundial. 829 00:37:44,099 --> 00:37:47,259 Maybe that might trigger something or open something. 830 00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:48,299 I don't know. 831 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:49,739 It's it's worth a shot. 832 00:37:49,739 --> 00:37:51,940 Like, what do we got to lose? 833 00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:55,579 I walk forward and I think I have the deed and the topaz 834 00:37:55,579 --> 00:37:57,339 and I put them on the. 835 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:01,420 I'm not sure we really specified who I sometimes we've specified 836 00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:03,940 who's picked up what and sometimes we haven't. 837 00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:06,099 Let's just say we just put them all on there. 838 00:38:06,099 --> 00:38:07,900 Let's just say all of them all on the sundial. 839 00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:12,099 You reach at the exact same time and your precision is accurate 840 00:38:12,099 --> 00:38:14,460 and they all fall through and disappear. 841 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:19,780 Perfect. I turned to flint and I'm like, podcast over. 842 00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:21,579 Bye, guys. Well, 843 00:38:22,019 --> 00:38:25,500 mushroom cloud and just huge explosion. 844 00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:31,860 Um, well, you know, um, I'm I I'm going to look at this 845 00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:33,219 in a positive way. 846 00:38:33,219 --> 00:38:36,139 Maybe this is where we are supposed to deposit the stones. 847 00:38:36,139 --> 00:38:39,699 And when we've deposited enough stones, we can get out of this hellscape. 848 00:38:40,539 --> 00:38:42,739 Wait, where did they go? 849 00:38:42,739 --> 00:38:45,059 Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. 850 00:38:45,579 --> 00:38:47,739 Fuck, haven't we been walking through fucking portals 851 00:38:47,739 --> 00:38:48,980 this whole goddamn time? 852 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:51,539 Really? You don't think there's a fucking portal that they just went through? 853 00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:56,980 I I look at her and then I try to I stand on the no man. 854 00:38:58,059 --> 00:39:01,460 You begin to climb up onto the sundial and Thea disappears. 855 00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:03,739 Oh, my God. Where do I where do I go? 856 00:39:03,739 --> 00:39:05,900 Where do I see? What do I see? 857 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:09,099 So you guys hate this so much disappear. 858 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:11,059 I'm kind of mad. 859 00:39:11,059 --> 00:39:12,460 I have some rage. 860 00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:14,980 It's not good because I've rage and I've rum. 861 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:17,820 Thea, you fall harmlessly from the sky. 862 00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:19,980 It appears back into the sundial room. 863 00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:27,219 And you see shadows pointed at every single exit. 864 00:39:27,219 --> 00:39:29,699 Back to everybody else. 865 00:39:29,699 --> 00:39:35,139 Hello. Well, I can't do that, too, because it's fucking action. 866 00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:37,900 It's leaving this fucking room. Let's get in there. 867 00:39:39,539 --> 00:39:42,579 Nulara, followed by Flamikins Kins and Thaddeus is like, 868 00:39:42,579 --> 00:39:44,420 well, are we doing this, bud? Yep. 869 00:39:45,539 --> 00:39:47,219 So mad. 870 00:39:50,699 --> 00:39:52,659 I don't understand why you're so mad. 871 00:39:52,659 --> 00:39:56,059 Thaddeus crawls in and Flint crawls in and everybody falls 872 00:39:56,059 --> 00:39:59,219 harmlessly back into the sundial room where the shadows are pointed 873 00:39:59,219 --> 00:40:02,820 at every single exit A through H. 874 00:40:04,219 --> 00:40:06,860 Is the to see we didn't lose you like your owl. 875 00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:11,780 What I said, nice to see that we didn't lose you like your owl. 876 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:16,099 That's a super insensitive thing to say, Flamikins Kins. 877 00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:18,059 Watch your mouth before you open it. 878 00:40:18,059 --> 00:40:20,659 Goblin and I used to be a pirate. 879 00:40:22,179 --> 00:40:23,420 I am a pirate. 880 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,539 OK, what's next, guys? 881 00:40:25,539 --> 00:40:27,340 I'm in a punter. 882 00:40:28,179 --> 00:40:29,259 I'm in a punter. 883 00:40:29,259 --> 00:40:32,659 And maybe you can find my owl when you disappear up above these hedges. 884 00:40:32,699 --> 00:40:34,380 Maybe I can. 885 00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:35,420 It's going to be quite the punch. 886 00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:38,460 I do like one of these that are I like go towards. 887 00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,059 These two have been really scrapping this up. 888 00:40:46,059 --> 00:40:47,460 It's really scrappy. 889 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:50,300 Do you guys think we should go back 890 00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:54,579 in the way we came through the maze or. 891 00:40:56,139 --> 00:40:58,820 Go back on the sundial and see if you can go back to the other. 892 00:41:00,059 --> 00:41:03,300 Oh, my God, just to tell you. 893 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:07,380 So because so in in game, you don't know which way is which. 894 00:41:07,539 --> 00:41:11,059 Yeah, there's no real clear direction where we see the tower. 895 00:41:11,659 --> 00:41:13,220 I mean, you can see the tower. 896 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:16,300 It's pointed in any direction, but in game, you don't know 897 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:17,780 which direction that is. 898 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:21,180 Yeah, you know that shadows are pointed at every single one. 899 00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:23,539 You know, you just fell from the sky. 900 00:41:23,539 --> 00:41:24,019 You don't know. 901 00:41:24,019 --> 00:41:26,220 Are our stones everywhere? 902 00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:28,300 You yeah, the stones are scattered on the ground. 903 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,940 I pick up the stones. Sure. 904 00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:34,260 Because you never know. You never know. 905 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:36,460 I say we just pick any exit. 906 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:38,460 Agree. Since they're all lit up. 907 00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:39,740 Let's do it. 908 00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:43,140 Can we pick the exit that is D? 909 00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:46,260 Sure. Or like whatever would be in that direction. 910 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,660 Begin walking into one of the corners of the room 911 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:53,740 and you walk down the maze for another half a minute or so. 912 00:41:55,700 --> 00:42:00,580 And the curving path you follow suddenly twists 913 00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:06,380 to reveal a proper maze cut out of the surrounding hedges. 914 00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:11,660 Moments later, you hear the pounding of hooves ring out. 915 00:42:12,659 --> 00:42:14,779 And ahead of you, 916 00:42:14,779 --> 00:42:17,339 rounding the corner and charging towards you 917 00:42:17,739 --> 00:42:20,500 is a massive stone Gorgon 918 00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:23,859 who charges out of the greenery towards you. 919 00:42:26,859 --> 00:42:28,059 Hi. 920 00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:49,139 Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io. 921 00:42:50,059 --> 00:42:52,739 I love you. I love you, too. 922 00:42:52,739 --> 00:42:54,539 Oh, you said it like much more sincerely. 923 00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:56,619 You know, you said it really like. 924 00:42:56,619 --> 00:42:59,179 God, way to make me feel real shitty with the words, I love you. 925 00:43:00,859 --> 00:43:03,940 As only some only married couples can do. 926 00:43:04,179 --> 00:43:05,460 All right. 927 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:07,579 Man, how many new podcasts do we have? 928 00:43:07,579 --> 00:43:10,420 I don't know. None, because nobody's jumping on these ideas. 929 00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:13,820 But I really think the awesome powers once you get come on, it's podcast, baby. 930 00:43:13,820 --> 00:43:18,940 Yeah. It needs to happen. 931 00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:20,940 Sorry, three damage to me. 932 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,940 No, she didn't shoot you. 933 00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:25,579 She thought the shot the arm. 934 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:28,139 That was Flamikinskins defending you. 935 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:31,220 Well, I know, but Flamikinskins also dealt me one damage 936 00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:33,220 because she bit me defending your arm. 937 00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:35,900 She did. So true. 938 00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:37,099 Can you guys hear me? 939 00:43:37,099 --> 00:43:38,659 Because I can't hear you all of a sudden. 940 00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:41,019 Yeah. Oh, no, I can't hear you. 941 00:43:41,019 --> 00:43:43,099 Yeah, it just like went real quiet for a second. 942 00:43:43,099 --> 00:43:44,940 Oh, we were all real quiet. 943 00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:47,219 You were just we were just on the edge of our seats. 944 00:43:47,219 --> 00:43:49,980 Try to read his breath weapon. 945 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:53,259 I mean, will he won't do he won't. 946 00:43:53,259 --> 00:43:56,460 Sorry, I was somebody texted in the group chat, so I want to see what it was. 947 00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:58,980 But then I forgot that this was right after me. 948 00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:00,980 And I just rolled the wrong dice. Hang on. 949 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:03,899 Your business won't show up in your group chat. Oh. 950 00:44:05,659 --> 00:44:08,179 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.